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Nihilist Penguin Shirt

$34.57 $27.65 CAD

The Nihilist Penguin Shirt is a standout viral Twitter tee that perfectly blends dark humor, minimalist design, and quiet philosophical wit into one unforgettable piece of apparel. Featuring a subtly expressive penguin paired with a nihilistic theme, this shirt resonates with those who appreciate irony, existential humor, and understated commentary on life’s meaning—or lack thereof. Designed for fans of dark humor apparel, it delivers its message without shouting, making it especially appealing to philosophical thinkers who enjoy clever symbolism and dry humor rather than loud graphics. Crafted for everyday comfort and effortless style, this tee works just as well for casual wear as it does for sparking thoughtful conversations, offering a calm yet powerful statement that feels both humorous and introspective at the same time.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Nihilist Penguin Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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