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Scrotum Poles Shirt

$34.58 $27.66 CAD

The Scrotum Poles Shirt is a chaotic, tongue-in-cheek viral Twitter tee that blends absurd humor, tabletop energy, and cult-favorite pop culture into one unforgettable graphic, making it an instant hit with D&D fans and internet-meme connoisseurs alike. Inspired by the offbeat storytelling vibes of classic role-playing games and the unmistakable chaotic-good energy often associated with Matthew Lillard–style fandom, this shirt leans fully into weird, clever, and intentionally ridiculous humor that feels right at home at game nights, conventions, or casual hangs with fellow nerds. Designed as a bold conversation starter, it taps into that shared love of inside jokes, fantasy chaos, and meme culture that only true D&D players and pop-culture obsessives really get. Made for comfort and everyday wear, the Scrotum Poles Shirt isn’t just a tee—it’s a badge of honor for anyone who appreciates unfiltered humor, creative fandom, and the beautifully unhinged side of the internet.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Scrotum Poles Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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