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I Don’t Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Every Day T-Shirt

$45.03 $36.02 NZD

Make a bold statement with the “I Don’t Need Sex, The Government Fucks Me Every Day” T-Shirt — the viral Twitter tee that’s taking social media by storm. Designed for those who blend humor with hard truth, this shirt captures the frustration and sarcasm of everyday life under modern policies and rising costs, turning political disappointment into a wearable punchline. Crafted from soft, premium-quality cotton for all-day comfort, it features a sharp, eye-catching print that won’t fade, even after countless washes. Whether you’re out protesting, hanging with friends, or simply scrolling through your feed, this shirt guarantees double takes, laughs, and knowing nods from everyone who feels the same. Equal parts rebellious, relatable, and hilarious, it’s not just clothing — it’s a mood, a movement, and a message. Perfect for anyone who dares to speak the truth out loud, one viral tee at a time.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Don’t Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Every Day T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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