Metaphorical Cocaine Shirt
The Metaphorical Cocaine Shirt is a bold, viral Twitter–inspired statement tee that taps directly into the pop-culture world surrounding Charli XCX, capturing that euphoric, high-energy feeling fans instantly recognize when they hear the phrase “Metaphorical Cocaine.” Designed as a clever, tongue-in-cheek metaphor rather than something literal, this shirt speaks to the rush of music, nightlife, creativity, and emotional intensity that defines modern hyperpop culture. With a clean yet provocative design, it resonates with fans who live for loud playlists, chaotic confidence, and expressive fashion that feels both ironic and iconic. Perfect for concerts, club nights, festivals, or everyday streetwear, this tee transforms a viral phrase into wearable attitude, making it a must-have for Charli XCX fans and anyone who loves pop culture references that feel edgy, self-aware, and instantly recognizable online.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Print Tee
- Email: contact@support.theprintee.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Metaphorical Cocaine Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
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