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Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy T-Shirt

$24.99 $19.99

The Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy T-Shirt is the ultimate viral Twitter–style gift for the dad who’s earned legendary status in your household, blending humor, fandom, and personality into one unforgettable tee; inspired by everyone’s favorite fast-talking character from Family Guy, this shirt lets him know he’s your favorite Family Guy in the funniest way possible, while the vibrant print ensures the iconic line “Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire” pops with bold color and comic-style flair. Made from soft, comfortable fabric that keeps up with weekend lounging, cookouts, cartoon marathons, or school-run mornings, it’s the perfect way to celebrate Father’s Day, birthdays, or just remind him how cool he is. Whether he quotes the show nonstop, loves animated sitcoms, or just appreciates a clever gag gift, this shirt strikes the perfect balance between heartfelt and hilarious—guaranteed to spark laughs, score compliments, and put a big “Giggity” grin on his face every time he wears it.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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